February 2011
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
January 2011
To me, it seems as if Tumblr is becoming a...
be-calm-:
It’s always been a fucking popularity contest. Ex: Tumblarity
I love all my true followers
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
I like hugging someone taller than me.
Oh my god if this was real...
t3achm3h0wt0druggi3:
kitty0nthem00n-:
helloitsem:
livelovereblog:
I want that badge and laptop now!
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
NO NO NO, DON’T PHUNK WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS GUISE
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
iloveyouchriscolferr:
piercethesoul:
babytheresnothinglikethismoment:
first-goodbye:
Reblog to see hidden message
I sawwww it!
<3
<33 :)
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<3 saw ittt
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Aw <3
second time ive reblogged this
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awww omggg
awwwww :3
:D
I saw itt XD
<3
aww made my day <3
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made my day. (:
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
trashiness:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
soo, ummm, i actually used to look like the...
<3
fucktallica asked: Heart (L)
To simona1940
I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy love blueberry muffins. Like when I see one, I just have to EAT IT!
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kendorkdrive asked: hey there! i just wanted to ask you if you know where to buy these ---> http://weheartit.com/entry/6538729 thanks!
oh cool you're filipino! i'm filipino too! lol. :D
oh cool you're filipino! i'm filipino too! lol. :D
thenameis-kyle asked: Checkk Out my blogg
Tell me what you thinkk !
Follow if u like itt ! :D
Tell me what you thinkk !
Follow if u like itt ! :D
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
lovelustlace:
Does that mean his eyes were open too?
MY FRIEND BROUGHT THIS UP TO ME THE OTHER DAY
LMFAO "Dear Mr. Cullen" IS SOOOOOOO ORIGINAL!!!!!!...
Hahhahahahahhahahahahahha
sharebearloveshp:
harrypotteryeah:
Miley...
ooh-voldy-voldy:
cracktastic:
inappropriaterachel:
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT ONE OF THESE RACHEL THAT IS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!
biebershoreate:
chillurbananas:
OMG :ccccccccccccccccc
I hate when someone stays behind me when I'm using...
xoxoillest:
I’m like
but inside I’m like:
DID I INVITE YOU, BITCH?
Emma Watson vs me.
endless-facade:
When Emma laughs:
When I laugh:
When she dances:
When I dance:
When she whips her hair:
When I whip my hair:
When she cries:
When I cry:
When she winks:
When I try to wink:
IN GENERAL, THIS IS EMMA WATSON:
AND THIS IS ME:
Reblog if you live here!
sintactics: